Manson Family Reunions

Dad: Well, if your aunt wants to bury the hatchet and not in my head...

Beep Brrr Boop Translates To Shaken Or Stirred

Me: So R2D2 is a minifridge?
Horaţiu: Yeah. You know that thing he did with the lightsaber? Okay. that was intended for beer cans.
Andrew: Beer me, Artoo!

You're Hurting Good Charlotte's Feelings

Dad: Really, what is 'alternative' music? Is it the alternative to GOOD music?

Alligator Tastes Like Chicken

Cousin: What do pig's tails taste like? Are they... are they like curly fries?

What Steve Didn't Know

Cousin: It's the sting part. Sting. STING. It's not called a FRIENDLY RAY.