Well that's gonna be a problem.

Mike: *getting angry at cars around him* I FUCKING HATE WHEN OTHER PEOPLE DRIVE!

Is that what Edward Cullen uses?

On keeping a list of webcomics with LGBT themes:

Carriann: It took like two hours to archive all the gayness I ingest everyday. I'm pretty much a sparkle sponge.

Wah Wah Wahhh

Me: (looking at my sister's dirt-caked feet) Isabeau, your feet are obscene!
Daddy: Well that's all right, children should be obscene and not heard.

Mississippi Exchange Rate

Hardee's employee: Would you like to try our Six Dollar Burger?
Daddy: (joking) How much does it cost?
Hardee's employee: (serious) $4.79.

I hope so, too.

Rachel: We're growing up. Can you believe that? It's scary
Me: OMG I know!
Rachel: I hope that when I grow up I'm the kind of person that wears pretty undies.

Setting Standards

Brennan: Yeah. You know it's a good poop when you're scared of it.