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Me: (looking at my sister's dirt-caked feet) Isabeau, your feet are obscene!
Daddy: Well that's all right, children should be obscene and not heard.

Mississippi Exchange Rate

Hardee's employee: Would you like to try our Six Dollar Burger?
Daddy: (joking) How much does it cost?
Hardee's employee: (serious) $4.79.