Monday, January 21, 2008

He'll Just Return The Favor

Nick: And so I let the dog sleep with me, but it peed in the bed next to me. But he didn't pee on me, so it's ok. We can still be friends as long as he doesn't pee on me. Pee next to me, that's ok. On me is a whole different story.
Me: So that's the only criteria you have for friends?
Nick: That's right, I'm not very picky. As long as you don't urinate on me, we can be friends.

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